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PostSubject: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:34 pm



News is just comming in from RD HQ that Wallace Bovey brother of sir Henry was involved in an acident this morning...



(Ackie could of done with one of your excellent news flash pictures)

according to local sorces 1/1 scale dive cylinders that had not been properly secured came loose when a certain Red Bull Terrier was out on his Morning rounds looking for something to chew up...



it is thought that " Big lad" made a bid to retrieve Wallace who at the time was on the Desk been fitted with new grippers ,when the Bull terrorist struck ,


it is speculated that he disturbed the cylinders and in the ensuing panic dropped wallace under the collapsing storage bay ,


Rescue attemps were made by Sir scalpy and one of the McGrabs but to no avail, Wallace suffered multiple cracked lims and most seriously a completley smashed torso,

earlier this year Wallace was thought to be suffering from the known condition bow string tight elastics which is thought to of contributed to the injuries,



Sir Heny, Wallaces elder brother is quaoted as saying " Enough of this bally tom foolery ,Dam fuzzhead type chassis werent ment for this kind of nonsensce .Hmmmrrggg "

sources state that wallace was on the waiting list for BP upgrade surgary had he undergone it, he may of survived intact. (BP BP BP BP Sorry)

Sir henry Himself a BP ,went on to say " its time to give the younger chaps the chance to step up, this is a job for a BP,,,Hmmmghhh "

the only known statement from wallace was reported as "Oh Bugger " which he is said to have been herd to mumble from the spares bin

RD HQ have issued the statement That the mission will go ahead as planned and that his replacement will be anounced later this week , speculation is that Master Diver Crab is known to have been in the training camp and is favorite to replace wallace

there are rumers ciculating that this might also of been the work of Secret Terrorist group The Dark light,,seen here in thier, Meet the staff photograph for the spring Arms cataloge



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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:02 pm

OMG!!!!!!!!

MORE MORE!!!!!! WE WANT MORE!!!!!!!

MAKES ME WANT TO FLIP TO THE NEXT PAGE ALREADY!!!!!

CHEERS MATE!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:39 pm

Great newsreel & fantastic uploads RD. However , I do beg to differ on the ole BP,BP BP. So to prove your point , do please drop the same cylinder onto an unsuspecting BP(in the same way of cousre) & see how his body/limbs fair. Do consider before hand mind , that there is absolutely NO give in the BP's frame at all, so be brave. lol.
Look very much forward to the upload pmsl.
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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:48 pm

ghost recon wrote:
Great newsreel & fantastic uploads RD. However , I do beg to differ on the ole BP,BP BP. So to prove your point , do please drop the same cylinder onto an unsuspecting BP(in the same way of cousre) & see how his body/limbs fair. Do consider before hand mind , that there is absolutely NO give in the BP's frame at all, so be brave. lol.
Look very much forward to the upload pmsl.



SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh....silence oh nose picker one,,,lol

carnt do that right now er er my mate....er yes my mates just been around and borrowed my cylinders and everything else of simalar weight and

size....

and... and er ,,oh yes ive just borrowed all my BP's to a friend who lives miles away and they wont be back for some time..

but if i had the stuff here right now i would love to ,,just think yourself lucky im not in the position to prove you wrong,,,,,,

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so there,,,,,,lol














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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:56 pm

What terrible news for Wallace Bovey, a tragedy indeed !!

Jake at am2272hq (who incidently is off on a secret mission soon) has given this statement to the press,

" Wallace is a great bloke, but sadly his old body has let him down, hopefully with his body transplant to a BP he will soon be up and on his feet again,
and I have absolute faith in their medical team at RDHQ. I have heard good things about Master Diver Crab, from sir Henry, and I believe that the planned dive will go ahead and be a complete success !!"

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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:19 pm

Great stuff Stephan Smile

Love it !!!!!

cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:37 pm

lol! good one! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:47 pm

It's a fit up! A publicity stunt to try and big up BP's and tarnish the good name of superior Fuzzys! Did any independent, imparial witnesses see the incident?? Don't believe a word of it, stage managed from start to finnish. An inside job. I won't be happy until the independent inquiry publishes it's findings!

Great uplaod RD. Very funny...especially the bit about BP's being better than Fuzzies....very funny! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:46 pm

We have a witness unfortunately we were unable to contact him at this time he appears to have taken a trip somewhere and not left a contact no
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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:53 pm

Very good! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:59 pm

RD If your main witness has vamished with NO means of contacting him & he just so happens to be a bally BP.
I suggest VAMslaughter should be his minimum charge as this diving accident seems rather fishy !
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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:43 pm

ghost recon wrote:
RD I suggest VAMslaughter should be his minimum charge as this diving accident seems rather fishy !




no nothing going on here all above board im assured Mr Redmond Herrington will be back from holiday shortly,,,
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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:45 pm

A most upstanding citizen I have heard RD Wink Wink Wink Wink
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PostSubject: DIVE Day EVE   Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:36 pm

well in light of the recent disapearance of the now aparently alive wallace ,RD HQ have anounced the replacement for the expedition it wil be,,,,,,,,,,,drum roll,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Master Crab ,or Dive master Crab to be precise,,



Mr Crab is a long standing member of Sir Henrys Dive Team ,

http://www.thetrenchesforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17822

was present during his record breaking dive to the bottom of bennett pond early last year and also credidted with being the man who

introduced Sir Henry to the Sport .

Crab will be Diving to around 10 meters in search of shergar and Lord Lucan the fabled freshwater Sea Horses said to inhabbit cappenray

HQ are now into DEFCON 1 in there preperations for tomorrows dive ,,Divers are ready and the kits packed and awaiting pick up

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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:57 pm

Impressive stuff RD !! cannot wait to see how his dive goes !!

cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:19 pm

AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Love these Pictures Mate!!!!!!!


LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:07 am

Commence operation Bathtub......
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PostSubject: Re: RD HQ Newsflash....wallace no more   Mon Apr 15, 2013 2:14 pm

cheers cheers cheers I can't wait to see the diving photos of his adventure.
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