Joe and Hank...On a mission!

somekindajoe wrote:

Thanks for all comments guys! Actually not counting Joe and Hank there are eleven of us on holiday, me, one wife, four daughters, one son-in-law and four grandchildren...a suitable 'cover' for Joe and Hank's clandestine activities!

Joe and Hank haven't been idle though, they've made contact with US agent Bill and arranged a meet on Wednesday. Unfortunately being cooped up in the safe house has started to drag on their nerves. They've had an argument because Joe has told Hank that the mission expenditure budget won't stretch to dinner at Hooters every night!



After a long sulk Hank decided to try a local delicacy....



Mmmmmm tasty!



Now that's good eating! Burp!



Don't worry, Hank is an old sailor and so has probably put worse things in his mouth!

Pmsl @ photos looks like he enjoyed that

blueboxier wrote:

who trained hank for this mission bear grylls

'Bear Grylls??...I taught him all he knows!' Said Hank dismissively while eating breakfast!




(NB Yeah I know I've done the bug eating joke already but was amazed to find a dead Praying Mantis laying by the pool. I never knew they were indigenous to Florida!)



Despite saving money on eating out the mission budget is getting low so the team might have to move to a trailer park for their last few days!

oh dear!, Joe and Hank have blown the expenses budget???, what will Cliff say when they get home! . Still chin up boys, so you may have to stay in a caravan for the last few days?, it could be worse, looked what happened to the Trotter s when they visited Florida??

...all those bugs are making us feel hungry over here at Tom K HQ...

Oi! Missus, get the fryer going!

Fantastic pics mate, must have been great to meet up with Bill. Joe and Hank are definitely the stars of the forum, international playboys!

Great uploads mate keep the pictures coming.

Joe and Hank have returned home after a busy day of stateside secret agent(ing) to find a gator in the pool!!
....don't you just hate it when that happens!



Worried it will lose them their security deposit...and not wanting to pay the local handyman's $40 call out charge, they decide to remove the gator themselves!






...but the big gator isn't going quietly!







Luckily Hank's tussled with a few beasts in his time (well a couple of ex-wives anyway) so they soon make short work of the poor old gator!



Sorted!!



Don't worry, Joe isn't going to let Hank eat the gator. They are releasing it back into the wild!

I'm really loving the small gas station photos you have taking somekindajoe , great gator photos as well mate .

...great story, love the final photo, that's what I should have done to my ex!

terrific stuff Steve!, good to see the boys getting stuck in! , are you sure they won't be coming home with Crocodile shoes ??

great pics love the last one

great pics ,are they moving into the handbag business ?

the old saying is true they cant bite you if they cant open their mouths guess that must be true of gators too

...I don't understand why they're not going to eat it though, as gator and roach are great delicacies...

Ammo Globetrotters! @ Dal!

Nice photos Steve! I too, recoginize that Joe diorama from somewhere

Joe and Hank have had a busy time of it in Florida! You better take them on holiday for a break when you get back.

gibri wrote:

Will they be visiting the House of Mouse?

Yeah they took time away from their busy schedule to do the touristy stuff!


Although they were still arguing when they arrived back in the UK.



Joe got a personalized license plate but they didn't have a 'Hank'. They didn't even have a 'They didn't have your name' plate! A great American name like Hank and they didn't have it?? Sheeeesh!

While Cliff was glad to see them return safe from a successful mission he wasn't so happy about counter signing the expenses receipt!



...and he was even less happy about Hank's new pet!

terrific stuff Steve!, and good to have you and the boys back in the u.K!, Cliff will have joe and hank peeling spuds for that expense account !

Mission accomplished! Good to see you're all back safely in Blighty.

Nice one Steve, good photos!      

I like the expenses receipt photo!    

TTTT, Steve, Top Thread, Top Trip!!!

Glad you all made in home safely. Thanks for sharing all the exciting events of your vacation with us. It's been fun.

Expense report!?!

Brian

great pics hank looks a bit sick on this pic

The picture they tried to ban!!

Why is Hank so crazy brave and fearless? How can he wrestle Alligators and eat Preying Mantis for breakfast? His secret is revealed!!


(Censoring courtesy of Reddragon)

PM me for the full pic!

Fantastic pics Steve!
@ funny too!

Great upload Steve. Really made me larf.

Dal.... I've got Jimmy Nail Crocodile Shoes on replay in my head. How on earth am I going to be able to sleep now ; ( lol