Vampire Slaying For Amateurs

French Resistance Posts : 2191 Join date : 2020-07-25

Disclaimer: The persons, religion, church, and movies depicted in this story are fictional and never existed. This is not therefore, an attack upon any religion or religion in general, religious institutions, the sex trade, adult movie industry, bounty hunters and gunfighters, or vampires, all of which play or have played an important part in our popular culture and history. This is simply a story, without any hint of a plot, but which some of you might find amusing. The unfortunate lack of vampires actually appearing in the story is due to bigotry or anti-vampire sentiment among the producers, but simply a tight budget. Persons attempting to find a purpose in this narrative will be ridiculed. Persons attempting to find a moral it it will ridiculed as well. Persons attempting to find a plot in it are completely wasting their time.