Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Fri Nov 19, 2021 12:42 pm
A hill Walker starts climbing over a dry stone dyke.
He climbs higher.
He’s reaching the top. It’s unstable.
The rocks SUDDENLY SHIFT!
He slips and starts to fall backwards.
As he falls he is joined by the lose rocks.
He hits the ground head first.
He lands as a mangled heap and more rocks land on top of him.
Pictures and set up taken by my dad and Ivan.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:04 pm
Great set of Pics Alex , your Dad and his mate are improving , I particularly liked the falling rocks falling down behind him photo . Good stuff .
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Sat Nov 20, 2021 7:46 am
Chip wrote:
Great set of Pics Alex , your Dad and his mate are improving , I particularly liked the falling rocks falling down behind him photo . Good stuff .
Thanks for your comments chip.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Mon Nov 22, 2021 5:33 pm
A mad wild-life enthusiast with his camera is walking along hoping to take some snaps of local wildlife.
He suddenly spots a tiger and crouches down to take a photograph.
He doesn’t realise that two tigers are creeping up slowly towards him.
They creep closer.
And CLOSER!!!
The tiger closest LEAPS at the photographer.
All three tigers gather around ready for a feast.
The already dead mad wild-life enthusiast’s left arm and leg are ripped off.
Pictures and set up taken by dad and Ivan.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:51 pm
You might say he died doing what he loved doing best , but that`s a pretty gruesome way to go . I don`t think your photos needed the narrative , they told the story all by themselves . Good stuff again Alex .
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Tue Nov 23, 2021 7:38 am
What a nasty end indeed!
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Tue Nov 23, 2021 3:38 pm
Chip wrote:
You might say he died doing what he loved doing best , but that`s a pretty gruesome way to go . I don`t think your photos needed the narrative , they told the story all by themselves . Good stuff again Alex .
Thanks for your comments Chip.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Tue Nov 23, 2021 3:38 pm
Blondeactionman wrote:
What a nasty end indeed!
Very true indeed.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:11 am
I have no idea how you managed to portray the falling rocks, but it looked quite spectacular! That was an action-packed sequence!
I really like the wide shot where the multiple tigers are revealed stalking the photographer. That’s quite a well composed image.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Fri Nov 26, 2021 1:27 pm
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I have no idea how you managed to portray the falling rocks, but it looked quite spectacular! That was an action-packed sequence!
I really like the wide shot where the multiple tigers are revealed stalking the photographer. That’s quite a well composed image.
Only Ivan knows how he managed to portray the falling rocks tehe. I agree with you that the falling rocks look quite spectacular and that it was an action-packed sequence! I’m pleased that you really like the wide shot where the multiple tigers are revealed stalking the photographer.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:10 pm
A adventurer is sitting taking a drink from his water bottle in the Pentland Hills. He’s unaware that a spider is dangling above him.
LUCKILY he’s spots the spider above him. He REACTS QUICKLY and pulls out his gun from his gun holster and shoots it.
The spider is lying in the grass. He approaches it to ensure that it is dead. In his haste to check if the spider is really dead he doesn’t notice a snake dangling from a tree branch. It is slowly]making it’s way down towards him.
As he’s bending over to see if he’s managed to kill the spider ANOTHER snake is dangerously slithering towards him.
Both snakes raise their heads and STRIKE at the unsuspecting victim.
They slither all over his dead body.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:27 pm
oh no! avoided the spider, only to be slithered up upon by a couple of snakes!
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:47 pm
Blondeactionman wrote:
oh no! avoided the spider, only to be slithered up upon by a couple of snakes!
Thanks for your comments Dal.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:58 pm
A DOUBLE peril situation! These poor blokes had no idea that such danger awaited them!
That was unexpected and entertaining! Well… not so entertaining for poor old Action Man!
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:17 am
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A DOUBLE peril situation! These poor blokes had no idea that such danger awaited them!
That was unexpected and entertaining! Well… not so entertaining for poor old Action Man!
Thanks for your comments. Loved reading them Dave.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Sat Nov 27, 2021 1:45 pm
I am not sure which was worse , the Spider or the Snake , looks like the Snakes venom worked fast . ~Great pics again Alex .
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Mon Nov 29, 2021 11:10 pm
Alex! Great photos! Awesome photos everyone!
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Tue Dec 07, 2021 5:29 pm
The gaffer is giving instructions to the lads on what to do.
Gaffer is supervising the workers who are at a great height.
These two workers aren’t taking any safety precautions.
The Gaffer hears yells followed by a load crash so he looks down.
They are sprawled out lying DEAD!
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Wed Dec 08, 2021 10:06 pm
The new MAM Room claims its first victims before construction is even complete! Will this room develop a reputation for being cursed… or haunted by the restless spirits of the two unfortunate workmen?
Stepping back a few posts, I meant to mention that it did not escape notice that the sailor falling victim to the predations of a giant squid is dressed in a very close approximation of actor James Mason’s costume he wears during the giant squid sequence in the 1954 “20,000 Leagues” film.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Wed Dec 08, 2021 11:25 pm
I had to chuckle at the workman with his head poking through the hole in the ceiling .
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Thu Dec 09, 2021 7:34 am
Chip wrote:
I had to chuckle at the workman with his head poking through the hole in the ceiling .
I agree Chip! that was really funny! Great little story guys
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Thu Dec 09, 2021 3:27 pm
You sure can kill your guys off Alex...
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:13 pm
Chip wrote:
I had to chuckle at the workman with his head poking through the hole in the ceiling .
Thanks for your comments Chip.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:14 pm
Blondeactionman wrote:
Chip wrote:
I had to chuckle at the workman with his head poking through the hole in the ceiling .
I agree Chip! that was really funny! Great little story guys
Thanks Dal.
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Subject: Re: Different ways to die. Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:15 pm
inntruderr61 wrote:
You sure can kill your guys off Alex...
I sure do Jim. I sure do.
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