Unbelievable! What the hell is it even supposed to represent? "Enhanced Scurry"?????? And one "pirate-peg-leg"? I would have to buy it just to have as a weird item!
Unbelievable! What the hell is it even supposed to represent? "Enhanced Scurry"?????? And one "pirate-peg-leg"? I would have to buy it just to have as a weird item!
I would imagine it's something someone cobbled together then put up as a joke....
So it's really NOT a commercial item at all but just a cobbled together "one-of" joke that's been put on the shelf and photographed? I almost wanted it to be real!
So here's what I believe to be a real "For Sale" item that has to be the biggest outfit scam of all time!
Subject: Re: Worst Action Figure EVER! Sat Nov 20, 2021 1:32 am
....and considering that printed-on fig leaf covers.....well NOTHING actually, so what exactly is the purpose?
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Subject: Re: Worst Action Figure EVER! Sat Nov 20, 2021 4:43 am
I honestly think that anyone wanting either could have easily made them himself, using parts that were already readily available.
Maybe we should have a contest for worst ever kitbash? Rules....take any inexpensive jointed figure and kitbash it into an absurd mutant. Give it an absurd super hero / super villain name, photograph it, and post it here.
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Subject: Re: Worst Action Figure EVER! Sat Nov 20, 2021 6:07 am
How about THIS David Duchovny "red-speedo" kitbash seen for sale on eBay for a ridiculous price?
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Subject: Re: Worst Action Figure EVER! Sat Nov 20, 2021 6:17 am
It depends what price they were asking for "Corn Man."
But seriously, some of the prices people ask for things on eBay makes me wonder that they are smoking.
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Subject: Re: Worst Action Figure EVER! Sat Nov 20, 2021 7:50 am
For me one of the worst mam figures that Hasbro created for me is Global Mission.
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Subject: Re: Worst Action Figure EVER! Sat Nov 20, 2021 8:55 am
A worse action figure ever contest?
I win!!
The A&S produced Ken bodied, T-rex armed, zero articulation, 'Action man'
Comes with the double whammy of not only being the worse figure ever made but also a slap in the face to the great legacy of Action man!
Are we still bitter? yes very!
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Subject: Re: Worst Action Figure EVER! Sat Nov 20, 2021 10:04 pm
somekindajoe wrote:
The A&S produced Ken bodied, T-rex armed, zero articulation, 'Action man'
You really do have to ask "What were they thinking?" Appallingly useless! But at least the clothing wasn't moulded on. I hate that stuff!
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Subject: Re: Worst Action Figure EVER! Sun Nov 21, 2021 12:33 am
So it's really NOT a commercial item at all but just a cobbled together "one-of" joke that's been put on the shelf and photographed? I almost wanted it to be real!
So here's what I believe to be a real "For Sale" item that has to be the biggest outfit scam of all time!
That’s a DML Adam!
Back in the late 1990s and early 2000s, DML released a basic figure called "Adam" that was a nude on a card. One of my collecting buddies joked that he looked like "Odo" from Star Trek: DS9. The most common ones were the 2.0 and 3.0 versions. The only major difference was in hair color. I picked up most of my local shop's collection about 10-12 years back, and kitbashed them in a variety of ways. Here is my little homage to them.
Civil War Berdan Sharpshooter:
WWII Eastern Front German Staff Officer:
WWII Navy Corpsman, Okinawa:
WWII Glider Pilot:
Indochina War French Foreign Legion para:
The Sharpshooter and Glider Pilot have blonde hair, the other three are brunettes.
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So it's really NOT a commercial item at all but just a cobbled together "one-of" joke that's been put on the shelf and photographed? I almost wanted it to be real!
So here's what I believe to be a real "For Sale" item that has to be the biggest outfit scam of all time!
That’s a DML Adam!
Back in the late 1990s and early 2000s, DML released a basic figure called "Adam" that was a nude on a card. One of my collecting buddies joked that he looked like "Odo" from Star Trek: DS9. The most common ones were the 2.0 and 3.0 versions. The only major difference was in hair color. I picked up most of my local shop's collection about 10-12 years back, and kitbashed them in a variety of ways. Here is my little homage to them.
Last one looks like Congo mercenary, former SS...possibly with some French Foreign Legion service time in the interim..Indochina, Algeria..,
Civil War Berdan Sharpshooter:
WWII Eastern Front German Staff Officer:
WWII Navy Corpsman, Okinawa:
WWII Glider Pilot:
Indochina War French Foreign Legion para:
The Sharpshooter and Glider Pilot have blonde hair, the other three are brunettes.
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