Toxic robot is wondering

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Dal put the speech bubble in for me.

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Subject: Re: Toxic robot is wondering Tue Dec 14, 2021 1:10 pm

How about a butcher at the market?

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TNshooter wrote:: How about a butcher at the market?

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Large scale hedge-clipping might be suitable.......

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LeStryge wrote:: Large scale hedge-clipping might be suitable.......

He’s already done that job.

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Hmmm, ...maybe bread-slicing?

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LeStryge wrote:: Hmmm, ...maybe bread-slicing?

Bread slicer-tastic idea LeStryge.

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Subject: Re: Toxic robot is wondering Sun Jul 24, 2022 6:02 pm

He could be a meat cutter, or a wheat harvester, or a landscaper, or a timber faller, or a fencing instructor.

Oh, I know! The greatest thing since sliced bread... is a robot who slices bread! cheers

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SCU_HQ wrote:: He could be a meat cutter, or a wheat harvester, or a landscaper, or a timber faller, or a fencing instructor.

Oh, I know! The greatest thing since sliced bread... is a robot who slices bread!

Fabulous ideas Dave. “The greatest thing since sliced bread... is a robot who slices bread!” That made me laugh and loved that comment too.

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Subject: Re: Toxic robot is wondering Sun Jul 24, 2022 6:11 pm

SCU_HQ wrote:: Oh, I know! The greatest thing since sliced bread... is a robot who slices bread!

Which... I thought was creative, clever, and funny, except... I see that the same idea was already suggested... months ago!

So was meat cutter.

scratch

Man, I am seriously losing it! geek

So how about:

Hang him from the ceiling by his feet and he can be a ceiling fan.
Put flags on his knives and he can be a semaphore signaler.
Put him on the roof of the barn to be a lighting rod or a weather vane.

'Kay, I give up.

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