After Gangrene watched The Spy Who Loved Me last night he was very impressed and taken by the main villain Karl Stromberg it got Gangrene thinking. “Why don’t I build an underwater headquarters. I could dump my toxic waste barrels in the deep ocean. I could scientifically create new sea creatures. I could set up my own Gangrene henchman divers. Ohhh yesss the sea will become my oyster mwahahaha! I better start ordering building materials and once I have the outer shell of my headquarters built then I’ll hire a interior fitter”
Gangrene puts an advert in the villain newsletter for an interior fitter.
Months down the line The outer shell of Gangrene’s underwater headquarters has been has been built. Gangrene is standing with his new interior fitter.
“All the appliances for fitting within my underwater headquarters should be arriving later on tonight under the cover of darkness. It’s coming from a delivery driver. I don’t know when the port hole windows will arrive but luckily we have the holes cut out ready for them to fit right in. The building materials will be arriving sometime today but if not you can phone the building merchants. In this folder is the list of underwater science research appliances and where to put them. The delivery driver and building merchants numbers are also in there if stuff hasn’t arrived. I’m heading off soon for a two week vacation to sun myself before I start ruling the depths of the sea mwahahaha! I expect everything to be completely finished when I come back. I warn you if it isn’t I’ll personally kill you got it.”
Gangrene hands over the documents of papers about the appliances and connect numbers.
Gangrene walks away.
Once Gangrene is away out of sight he looks through the papers to see what kind of appliances is going to be put in. “When Professor Gangrene said before I start ruling the depths of the sea that got me very worried, very worried indeed. So he fancies himself as the next Poseidon god of the sea but I better stop our future evil god of the sea plans then.”
The interior fitter aka Action Man makes the phone call to the dodgy delivery driver and gets him to reroute the delivery to a anothing underwater research centre. “They won’t be expecting a load of science research appliances so just say they are a gift from an anonymous donor. He also calls the building merchants and cancels the order and apologies for doing it so late.
Much later that night. Action Man with a bag of bundle of dynamite opens the door and steps through the entrance portal.
He places the first two dynamite in each corner of the back of the room.
He then places the final two in the corners on the front of the room.
Action Man leaves.
In a couple of minutes boom!! The whole outer shell of Gangrene headquarters is now DEMOLISHED!
Gangrene returns to see how the progress is coming on, only to find that his underwater headquarters has been destroyed. “NOOOOO” he screams.
The END
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I like Gangrene's green jumpsuit. It looks like something a highly skilled technician or engineer might wear.
Unfortunate about the underwater hideaway. Gangrene should know by now that he cannot trust underlings to do anything right. In fact, he cannot trust underlings, period.
I like Gangrene's green jumpsuit. It looks like something a highly skilled technician or engineer might wear.
Unfortunate about the underwater hideaway. Gangrene should know by now that he cannot trust underlings to do anything right. In fact, he cannot trust underlings, period.
I’m pleased that you like Gangrene’s green jumpsuit and that you think he looks like a highly skilled technician or engineer wearing the jumpsuit. I think myself he looks like a Petrol pump attendant in a petrol station in his jumpsuit I agree with you on pore Gangrene on his underwater hideaway. lol he shouldn’t trust anyone who’s hiring from the villain newsletter.
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Subject: Re: Gangrene’s underwater headquarters idea. Tue Feb 06, 2024 12:31 am
I thoroughly enjoyed your story Alexander
A shame about Gangrene's underwater HQ.
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Subject: Re: Gangrene’s underwater headquarters idea. Tue Feb 06, 2024 12:52 am
Professor Gangrene Fan wrote:
I think myself he looks like a Petrol pump attendant in a petrol station in his jumpsuit...
Indeed he does!
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Subject: Re: Gangrene’s underwater headquarters idea. Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:41 am
TNshooter wrote:
I thoroughly enjoyed your story Alexander
A shame about Gangrene's underwater HQ.
I’m so pleased that you thoroughly enjoyed this story Daryl . Oh yes, it’s a total shame about Gangrene’s underwater HQ.
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Subject: Re: Gangrene’s underwater headquarters idea. Tue Feb 06, 2024 7:15 am
Poor old Gangrene having his plans foiled like that!
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Subject: Re: Gangrene’s underwater headquarters idea. Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:06 am
BAMComix wrote:
Poor old Gangrene having his plans foiled like that!
I know right NOT! Thanks for reading this short story Dal.
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Subject: Gangrene’s underwater headquarters idea. 
Mon Feb 05, 2024 5:35 pm
. Oh yes, it’s a total shame about Gangrene’s underwater HQ. 