Sadly another person lost to C
Here's a few classic ones involving Trigger...
Del Boy: "We had Denzil in goal, Monkey Harris at right-back... we had camaraderie. Trigger: Was that the Italian boy?"
Trigger: "I don't know what you're worried about. I've been eating British beef all my life."
Trigger joins a dating agency but doesn't reveal that he's a road sweeper. "No, I told them I was bus conductor. To add a bit of glamour"
Trigger wins an award from the council for saving money retaining the same broom for 20 years. "That's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old brooms had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time."
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