Free the Beatlefan 2

Joe and Hank are languishing in a prison cell for a crime they didn't commit!!
Ok ok, so they might have done it, but some would say attempting to blow up Atomic man and some Intruders was more of a public service than a crime!

Joe and Hank are two of VAM-dom's bravest troopers, back yard war veterans, highly decorated with long distinguished military careers. Compare that to the supposed 'victims' in the alleged crime.

Atomic man....he's called that and not 'Bionic' because Hasbro was too tight to outbid Kenner to the rights for the six million dollar man. Great!

The Intruder....He's a reject from a failed toy line (super Joe) who has the dubious honour of being both the ugliest and least articulated figure Hasbro ever produced!

I urge everyone to do the right thing and vote option 3 in the poll.

I urge you all to take no notice of the above post, this guy obviously gets his information from the same place as Trump!

Do the right thing people, Atomic Man and the Intruders are legitimate members of the Action Man and GI Joe line and have served their countries well!

A revenge attack and taking out that freaky little imposter Intruder is the only solution

Beatlefan wrote:

Atomic Man and the Intruders are legitimate members of the Action Man and GI Joe line and have served their countries well!

legitimate ? Illegitimate more like! No father would ever own up to producing that!


..And Seamus the prototype intruder says he'll fight all the Action Team single handed! A ballsy statement? Maybe but unlike them he's actually got a pair!


Vote 3

UPDATE.
The one and only Jake of BAM HQ has now released a statement supporting Joe and Hank. Thanks Jake!  


So as mentioned before there's only one option....

Vote 3

Jake is convinced that such an act doesn't deserve military punishment. Maybe an inter hq boxing match or wrestling tah team event perhaps? Mind you, of Vampirella is involved Hank will have to look out!

These pair are so fake..... Joe and Hank aren't even their real names!

They were originally called Bernard and Maurice (pronounced Ber-naaard and Maw-reece) but changed their names when they had their makeover to Joe and Hank to apparently make them sound more macho

Me-oooow!

The claws our out over what amounted to a little misunderstanding over some dynamite!!

Saucer of milk for BF HQ please!

Captain Shepard: I bet it was just a bit of a joke.

Commander MacBeth: Yea, but there were other men on that shelf. Three sticks of TNT would blow them away too.





CM: Do you think they thought it through, or just out for Intruder blood?



Cliff 2.0: Excuse me,

CM: Yes Cliff?



Cliff: Much to your chagrin, I know Hank, more than anyone except maybe Joe and the 2.0s of them. I can assure you that they didn't mean any real harm, except maybe to the Intruders.

CS: And The Atomic Man?

Cliff: Yes him too. Any other injuries are completely unintentional.



Cliff: I also know Cliff Sabre, he'd never orchestrate an act of war against another collection unless acted upon first. Especially not Beatlefan.



CM: Maybe you're right, Cap. It was just a joke gone too far.



CM: I'll put in a word, Cliff, but I don't know how much influence I have, I'm not as ingrained as some of the other Collection Commanders. Your dads are in a pretty tight spot.

Cliff: Thank you.

somekindajoe wrote:

 Me-oooow!

The claws our out over what amounted to a little misunderstanding over some dynamite!!

Saucer of milk for BF HQ please!

Just preaching the truth!

If you can't stand the heat stay outta the closet.

[quote="Beatlefan"]

somekindajoe wrote:

If you can't stand the heat stay outta the closet.

The closet should have been one shelf shorter! You try and improve someone's collection for them and they get shirty!

...and you were supposed to be sworn to secrecy about Bernard and Maurice!

Thanks for the support Jim!