No Face’s UK Assassination Tour thread.

No Face’s UK Assassination Tour thread. This thread is where all the members who are having No Face can put their stories or pictures of No Face doing his hitman job.

Really looking forward to seeing the pics of his journey!

No Face is in Professor Gangrene’s office.




“Professor Gangrene, as you know, I am part of your Council of Gangrene. You are aware also that I am a hired hitman too. I have been assigned to do an assassination job somewhere in Wales. For this job I will, of course, be paid. I have additional assignments lined up. These additional hits are throughout the U.K. Different clients have hired me and me and are willing to pay me too. Due to these extra engagements I therefore I don’t know when I’ll be back.”



“My dear No Face, thank you very much for sharing this information with me. Since these assassination jobs are going to be payed work, I shall have to allow time off to carry out these hits. I know your have lots of fun on these trips as you so enjoy the intrigue of killing.” No Face replies, “ Thank you very much Professor Gangrene.”


Later on in the day No Face is looking at the weapons that he will be taking with him.

We received the encrypted comms saying that he's on his way to us...

Porky wrote:

We received the encrypted comms saying that he's on his way to us...

Thanks for letting me know Porky.

Excellent job.. Though he should've slotted Barbie too ( after the dosh was handed over ) and driven off with her car..
At this end, apparently he's now arrived in country and will be briefed by the CO in the morning...

Brilliant !!

A security patrol make their sweep of the base.



Chunky, Choc and Chip , three of the Mortar Raid platoon have copped security detail.



They sweep around the back of the base , looking for any wayward Supply drops the portal guardians ( The Posty) may have not dropped at assigned Drop off point. 1 ..Point 2 hoves into view.





"looks like a drop Chip, says Chunky, the patrol commander."
"Call it in then" say Choc.



"yes sarge, looks like a normal supply pod . Are we expecting any INCOMING ? ...Ok .. yeah.. check it out and if ok call in the pod recovery team?
Roger and out to to you"


The team, go into their well rehearsed 'actions on' drill.



"all clear !! .. standard supply pod. It has Gunners security codes"



The team pull the pod out into the open...



"I'd better call it in " Says Chunky.
" wait up' says Choc " it might have beer .. or some VAM kit we can get first dibs on.."

"or maybe there might be a Barbie or one of those Phicen babes " drools Chip..



As the bored patrol argue about what to do they have not noticed the pod seal has opened.



The lid opens...

Chip "what the F**..."

No Face bursts out of the protective seals !!!



Thwapp, Thwapp...Chip falls under a hail of sub machine gun fire



Choc fares no better as a slug from NoFaces' silenced pistol taker him out .. Phttt ..Phtt.


Chunky makes to drew his pistol, he was fastest in his platoon...



" Och yea'll never beat mae ! " snarls NoFace.. (ed note the MAM scottish accent translator will now be used going forward )



Chunky falls with his compadres... NoFace lets a "Muwahaha !" smile cross his face.... as he inspects his work.






NoFace checks his stash is still intact...all looks good .. that Ken hit was a good payer...



"Well that was an unexpected bonus.. a bit of warm up as they say.. Now I have some transport too... right lets get on the blower and get the full details of the next job...this tour just gets better and better....Muwahahaha...."

So just what is NoFace's next job. Will the Munrovians' know what has hit them.. tune in to the next instalment to find out ...

Nicely done Steve. Really enjoyed that !

Nice to see MAM getting a proper "scragging"... Mwahahahaha....

Brilliant work guys! That No Face is pretty ruthless

Thanks fellas.
you are right .. Prof Gangrene & Major Bludd have done a  sterling training job with him....

Here is what happened next...


Right then what was the number again .. oh yes 57-oh-5


Ring ring .. " hello caller welcome to Dragonian High command in Liberated Munrovia. All our callers are busy at the minute. To help us get you to the right person please.
Press 1 for access to General Wotang Supreme commander
Press 2 for access to our "world domination " team
Press 3 for all other megalomaniac schemes of evil.
Thank you you call is important to us"



"Really ?"..grumbles No Face  "what ever happened to just speaking to a toxic robot .... press 1..."



Click.. " Hello caller General Wotang supreme commander , how can I help ?"



"Wotang its NoFace... what are the targets ? "



Ah Noface , thank you for calling .. before we continue I just need to take a few security details .. your passport, bank details and inside leg measurement"



No face  shouts.." Are you serious ??? !!! just tell me the targets..."



Thank you Mr Noface.. however we will not accept abuse .. but as its you here are the targets...



" ok.. three targets.. high value...paid in silver....gold for taking one of your men with me ?? .. I usually work alone...3 gold bits?.. I'll take the job !"



The call over , Wotang turns to his man..

" watch and learn, make sure these hits are watertight.. we can deal the Munrovians a mortal blow..and you can become our Number 1 assassin "


NoFace thinks " this is a strange way to conduct evil.. but I suppose we have to move with the times.."
but as he sets off the field telephone rings...



" Hello.. yes this is he...special one time deal?...bag of cash.. make me richer than Manchester City ?.. I'll take the job!"



Our man heads off, leaving behind the usual scene of carnage that follows NoFace, for the RV with Wotangs contact"....

Noface pulls up short of the RV point. He can see his man...he sneaks around the back....



"Ok sucker.. turn around slowly....you have a lot to learn..."



Wotang's man turns ....

"What !! are you...."
" yes NoFace its me Not THE Noface, your cousin..."
" Well as its you I'll make an exception .. but you need to take better precaution if you are to survive in this game...



"So what now?"
" well cousin...you help me make the hits .. I'll give you some of the cash.. only fair for family "
"Brilliant.. lets get to it.....



Hit one was almost too easy.. Colour Sergeant Gaunt and Captain Morgan of the training team are showing a new unit the basics of the M1 Gerand".
" right fella's ..great weapon.. this will be a solid weapon to get you into the field before we move onto the next level"...


"right cousin.. perfect for the use of grenades.. ready three , two one...



The outcome is inevitable..."right take my knife and finish him off. Lesson 1 use over whelming force and never waste ammo"



Hit 2 . Commander Zabaletta of the Munrovian scouts is out with scout Smith looking for some fresh game.
" lesson 2 : Always sneak up behind your target if you can"


Grab the sniper rifle.. we can use it.


Hit 3: "good shooting Cuz...Lesson 4 Stay as far away as possible and if you can use an enemies weapon against them , do so"


Lt Tim Gunn, CO of 14 Platoon lies morally wounded.
Sgt Mark Powers " Medic ! Medic ! ...where did the shot come from ?



"right Cuz lets go get paid .. "

No Face and Not THE NoFace speed off to Wotang's HQ.

Back at Wotang's base...


Wotang" excellent work men.. 4 key commanders of Munrovia elinated.. this will set them back and we can launch our next offensive.."
Not THE Noface: " Commander I can confirm I had a hand all the hits:"

Wotang.. " So here is your silver and gold .. take it with our thanks..."



NoFace turns slowly to his cousin.. "watch and learn coz...Lesson 6 always honour a contract..."


Before any one can react  No Face turns his weapon on Wotang and his cronies.

Thwapp, Phtt, Phtt... Wotang and his men are eliminated..



Not THE NoFace turns.. "what is happening ... wait no.. I'm your cousin..!!!"



NoFace : " as I said cousin always honour a contract nad there can only be ONE NoFace !!!!"

No THE NoFace looks at his cousin..."man he is EVIL..."

Phttt ! Phtt!.



"MuWahahaha !!" one more stop .

He's a geezer isn't he.. !

'There can be only ONE!' Highlander stuff !!!

Great storyboarding Steve. You did the evil git proud.

He's cleaning house! Brilliant work Gunner! That was fantastic

Excellent stuff guys! I wish I had time to do this stuff! I used get random ideas and take random crap pics but never had the time to do photo comics. Well done!

Brilliant story!! He is not leaving any witnesses.

Thanks guys..he was a handful...but he had one more job...


Captain Kobina and Major Mike Baker are discussing how to push bak the Dragonians and their Volga allies, and ultimately retake Munrovia
Kobina:"...but Mike we have lost 4 of our ablest officers..it will be tough to counter attack now..."
Baker: "I know Kobi, looks like my secret plan has failed..but I had to try...


Just then NoFace burst through the door
" What the blazes?!"
NoFace:"Yes Baker ..it's me And I have come for my cash !!

my

Wotang is dead as per our our deal..now where is my bag of cash to make me richer than Man City?"
Baker:" Wotang is dead ?that is marvellous .. we can begin our fight back..but we have no money.."

NoFace:" No money?"
Baker: "No ..we thought once you had seen how evil the Dragonians and Volgans were you would want to join us in our fight to liberate our country from their evil yolk."



NoFace ponders for a moment...

NoFace" Lesson number 3..all deals must be honoured "



Kobin makes a move to draw his sidearm..but it's too late..Phtt !

Baker: No !! Please reconsid.....phtt!




NoFace bends down to talk to the wounded Baker. "As I said Lesson number 3....you were alway hit number 4....Muwahahaha!"



So NoFace heads for Kent with a bag full of cash and coins..ready for his next adventure...
Muwahahahahahaha!!!

The above accounts are useful intel indeed...!
N-F was despatched from regimental HQ somewhere south of London, and has been flown out to us here in country on deployment. He initially had a briefing at Brigade on arrival and is due to be with us in the bush tomorrow.
In view of his "previous" shall we say, the CO has implemented some special protocols in prep for his arrival.
All ranks, (due to the current Borg threat) are carrying a loaded weapon at all times and accompanied by at least one other soldier ditto wherever possible ( latrines visits excepted of course)
Additionally ( and regrettably) all have been strictly instructed that should there be even the slightest hint of treachery on his behalf, he is to be shot dead, on the spot, with no hesitation, whether his tasks here have been completed or not.

Fantastic adventures KDF and Gunner!

. . . and most of the casualties are non-VAM 'undesirables'. . . .result!!

I have enjoyed everything in this thread , it`s great to see No face in action , he is such a dude ! Great photos humour and stories , well done chaps .