I love to take an Action Man with me when I go on holiday but I constantly worry about losing him. It would be alright if I
took some random VAM I'd got off Ebay recently because losing that wouldn't be a big deal but when the VAM in question is 'Joe', your
favourite, the one you got for your 9th birthday in 1970, trust me you worry!
Of course taking your favourite VAM on away missions makes about as much sense as Captain Kirk beaming down to a hostile alien planet every week
but just like with Kirk, it just wounldn't be the same if someone else went.
So, to ease my mind a bit, Ive got Joe a tracker!
'I'll need more than a glass of water to help me swallow this!'
An Apple AirTag so no matter where Joe is I can track him with my phone.
'Bend over and puker up sweetcheeks, I'll insert it!
Hiding the tracker about Joe's person looked to be a bit of a problem. TheOneManKid suggested using a Talker body but I didn't fancy dismatling
any of mine so more drastic action was called for!
The faint hearted and those of a nervous disposition may need to look away now...
'Ouch! You're bloody enjoying this!'. . .'Just lay still and stop complaining!'
This duck tape repair is good enough as the tracker has a battery life of 12 months and so I'll need to access it in the future.
All done! To the casual observer 'Tracked Joe' is no different to any other VAM!
'I feel violated!' . . 'Aw shut up! Have a beer and walk it off!'