Inside Gangrene’s office. Gangrene is sitting at his desk and browsing the internet. He comes across an article about a Corrupt Detective who’s not long been out of prison, Gangrene reads the article. “So ex detective Warthog is out of prison, I would very much like to catch up with Warthog, I’ll get No Face to arrange for me to meet with him.”
Gangrene calls out “No Face, come here at once!”
No Face comes into Gangrene’s office and says “Yes boss, what can I do for you?”
“It appears, from this article, that our Council of Gangrene member Warthog has served his time in jail and he’s back out on the streets. I would very much like to meet up with him again because it’s been so long since I’ve seen him. I want you to call him up and arrange to meet up with him. You won’t actually be meeting him, it will be me. Well what are you waiting for? Call him up!”
“Yes sir!”
No Face calls up Warthog and manages to persuade him to meet in their usual place in a couple of days.
Professor Gangrene is waiting at the place where No Face said he would meet Ex detective Warthog.
As Warthog walks towards the person he’s meeting he notices that it isn’t No Face but none other than Professor Gangrene.
“Hello Professor Gangrene it’s been a very long time since I’ve seen you. Is No Face running late because he is the one who wanted to meet me here.”
“No, No Face isn’t running late in the slightest because he was never going to meet with you in the first place. It is I Professor Gangrene who wanted to actually meet you - the person who betrayed me. I know it was you Warthog. Luckily for you I’m allowing you to explain yourself.”
Warthog starts to explain himself. “I got asked by my sergeant at the time if I could go into his office for a word. I spotted Alloy straight away and tried to sound convincing wondering where Alloy had been and that its new owner had been looking for him.
As soon as I said 'new owner', Alloy flipped out its missile and started to robotic growl at me.
The sergeant raised one of his arms towards the door and elderly Action Man entered his office. The sergeant then said “What, this new owner! What I should really be saying is, “His original owner, Action Man.”
Elderly Action Man turned and looked straight at me and said, “I don’t recognise you and it wasn’t you who gave me back my robotic dog. It was in fact Alloy who found me and got me to remember who I really am.” I responded quickly thinking on my feet with “Well, of course, you wouldn’t remember that it was me who brought you back your robotic dog”
Action Man definitely wasn’t believing it because he got Alloy to play a voice recording of what you, Professor Gangrene, had said to me. I had no choice but to just stand there and listen in silence.
The sergeant pointed his finger at me and said “of course I would have indeed recognised the voice on the recording because you were the EXACT person that I gave Alloy too in the first place. He then proceeded to say that he thought that I was secretly working for you and reminded me that I was in a Police Station so it was in my best interest to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.
With Alloy’s voice recording of what you had said to me, I knew that I had been found out so I decided to tell the truth. The person who I gave Alloy to was you, Professor Gangrene. I then recounted to them that I told you that the police all thought that Action Man was still missing and possibly wasn’t returning and that the police had kept hold of Alloy.
After I had finished telling you this information you suddenly went mad and told me that you had remembered Alloy was with Action Man when they arrested you. You then told me whatever it takes you must bring Alloy to you and once you had Alloy you would then decide what you wanted to do with it.
The sergeant placed me under arrest on charges of being involved in criminal activities.
I was led out of the sergeant’s office in handcuffs.”
“Warthog, you have definitely explained what happened that day in every single damn detail. This could have all been avoided if you had kept that Alloy on the leash and let my toxic robots destroy it, instead of its strength managing to jerk the lead from your hand and then to pull away from you, leaving you on the floor grasping at thin air like an idiot.”
“You betrayed me Warthog and I very much hate people who betray me.”
Professor Gangrene raises his Toxic Blaster straight at Warthog and fires it at him.
Professor Gangrene gives a menacing laugh as he stands over the dead body of traitor ex detective Warthog.
THE END, AT LEAST FOR WARTHOG!