Gunny Lee and Sgt Cooldude meet the Training Platoon and Cpls Fraser & McCloud.
GL: Were you born that fat or did you have to eat your entire family to achieve those results ?
Sgt Cooldude: What he means is You are key to the Munrovian resistance - No slack elastic or loose rivets if you want to be an Action soldier Blue Beret - Hurrah!
Cpl Fraser: this should be interesting PT stateside !
Cpl McCloud: I hope they know what they are doing Jamie, these guys have only just been out of the loft for 6 months !
GL:Get on your face and start pushing !
SC: Would you adopt the press up position please ?
GL: I expect 100% right now or I will drive your **** into the dirt
SC: Please try hard.
Cpl Fraser: Hold that position boys ! show that Munrovian Grit !!
GL: Put some gas into it numb nuts ! you move slower than old people F**t!
SC: Are you going to show me some thing special "atomic man introduced to combat six billion dollar man sales" ?
Pvt Power : Er I'm Mick Power sir Mike's younger brother I only got the atomic eye !
Cpl McCloud : " are you going to disappoint me Son? "
Pvt Lowry : "No sir !"
CM: Sir ? !! - I'm a Corporal son -nae an officer ! I work for a living !!
CF: All the way down Lowry only 49 more to go !
GL: Well anyday know sweetheart, Thats right don't make any effort , don't go the extra mile -scumbag
Cpl F: Push 'em out boys !push 'em out ! 35..36..37
SC: Do you think I look a little like Denzel Washington ??.....Your brother Mick was a waste of space - Hank & Joe were right ! are you gonna let me down too Power ??
Pvt Mick: You should see what I can do with my hand copter thing sarge and my black overall were really quite cool !
Cpl M: Dannae answer back Power or we will get your atomic core rebooted !
The "beasting" finally draws to a close and the lads are exhausted . Their rivets are roasting, elastic has been stretched in ways long forgotten. Pegs are loose and that 40 year old plastic smell of Action Man well used wafts across the parade ground
Got any of that Brut 33 Smudger?
gasp .. Nah but got some Hi Karate if you are interested .
Gunny Addresses the group.
GL You disgust me you unorganised piece of civilian ****!
SC: that means boys you done well. Outstanding !
GL : Why are you affecting the Quality of my life ?
SC: You have passed this phase of the training - well done your Blue berets are a step nearer !
Sgt Cooldude and Gunny Lee leave the squad with Cpls Fraser and McCloud to finish their training.
GL: PT is good for You , PT is good for me . Pain is weakness leaving the body- Hurrah !
SC: I do look like Denzel Washington just a bit don't I - go on admit it ....
So our lads must now pass their Basic Fitness Test ( a Garden run followed by an Assault course) before they face their final test for the coveted Action Soldier Blue Beret...The Combat Fitness Test covering all key Action Man terrain. Garden and Hall stairs and landing !!
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Subject: Part 2 How do you like your PT in the Morning ? - Gunny Lee style… 
Sun Aug 21, 2016 4:32 pm
. That drill Sargent will have them whipped into shape in no time! 
in there but nothing too Salty - must have missed that version. 
