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Rodge: Cliff, I think he want's us to stop.
Cliff: Yea, I think you're right.
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Sgt. Knight: Any idea why I pulled you over?
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Cliff: I have faith you will tell me regardless.
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Sgt. Knight: Well, first off, you were doing 60 through the kitchen, which is a strict 30 zone throughout.
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Sgt. Knight: Second, Commander Triumph reported a yellow 6 wheeled ATV missing from the motor pool, without proper authorization, or the sign out sheet done.
Cliff: I wouldn't know anything about that.
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Sgt. Knight: Really? Because this is the only one.
Cliff: Well in that case, I'd know everything about that, but, do you think you could let me off the hook?
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Sgt. Knight: 'Fraid not, Leftenant. If was one offence, or the other, I suppose I could, but not both. I'm going to have to write you a ticket, and report you to the Captain.
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Capt. Shepard: Ahhhhhhhhgggggggggg...
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Capt. Shepard: Haven't we spoken about your behavior?
Cliff: Yessir, we have.
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Capt. Shepard: Then why???
Cliff: No excuse Sir.
Rodge: *snort*
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Capt. Shepard: And you, you're enabling him. Stop enabling him.
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Capt. Shepard: I'm not saying you guys can't have fun, I'm not even saying you guys can't hang out, but you gotta dial it back on the reckless behavior.
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Capt. Shepard: Fairbane, you're dismissed.
Rodge: Thank you Sir.
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Capt. Shepard: At ease Sabre.
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Capt. Shepard: I can't begin to tell you how lucky you are this sort of thing goes to me before it ever gets to MacBeth.
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Capt. Shepard: Because if he knew half the shenanigans you get up to, he'd be this close to, as the Yanks say, bust you down to buck private.
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Capt. Shepard: I don't mind helping you stay under the radar from time to time, but you've got to help me too. Let's try to keep it 'from time to time,' OK? As opposed to once a week.
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Capt. Shepard: Understand?
Cliff: Yes Sir.
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Capt. Shepard: Alright, now go on, get out'a here.
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Capt. Shepard: And stay out of trouble.
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Cliff: Okay
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Capt. Shepard: Cheeky buggah.