Quartermaster Blackwood is Welcomed into the Fold (Unrated AMMO version)

Rodge: Hold on, new arrival?



QM Blackwood: Blackwood, Malcom Blackwood. Captain, Malcom Blackwood. I'm your new quartermaster.



Rodge: Temporary posting, or...



QM Blackwood: Here to stay I'm afraid. But you'll soon come to like me.



Lt. Sabre: How's that, Cap?



QM Blackwood: I can get you anything you need,



QM Blackwood: New guns, better food, need a little something to make your jeep go faster? No problem. Need something to make you go faster? Easy. Strippers and escorts? A little more difficult, but manageable.



QM Blackwood: I can get you anything, but I specialize in the stuff you don't want to put on the requisition forms.



Rodge: I've been thinking about a new look, can you arrange that?



QM Blackwood: If new clothes are all you want, it's a shameful misuse of my resources, but yes, I just got something in from the Cotswold Armory that should fit.



Lt. Sabre: How about acid? Can you get us some acid?

QM Blackwood: What kind? Hydrochloric? Sulfuric?

Lt. Sabre: Lysergic Acid Diethylamide.



QM Blackwood: Thought so. Not a problem, have some for you at the beginning of next week




Lt. Sabre: Right on.

Blackwood look like a great character and fine addition to the team! A guy who can get anything you need has got to be useful!



Just two small peeves....He shouldn't be offering those two any for of illegal 'substances' and he really should source himself some better hands!

Clever idea, Ian, every HQ should have a procurer.

I just hope these substances, if used, don't bring out the Sabre clone's...dark (Hank) side...

Things could get real interesting for AY HQ's commanders with all this contraband getting in!