Cliff and Rodge DROP ACID! (Unrated AMMO Version)

Rodge: This jacket looks great.

QM Blackwood: Yea, it does, ya diva.



Cliff: You got that thing I asked for?



QM Blackwood: Right here, buddy.



Cliff: Wow.

Rodge: Yea, that's a lot of acid.



Cliff: What are we gonna do with all this?

QM Blackwood: Put it in your coffee, like me. You'll have a great time.



Several Hours Later...






Melbourne: Hey Shep.



Melbourne: You may wanna check out the kitchen before MacBeth does.



Rodge: So then, Mr. Stinky Spunkrag Sock, says to Mr. Lefty Sock, 'Why don't you sod off?'



Captain Shepard: What the hell's going on here?

Cliff and Rodge: Puppet show.



Rodge: To which Mr. Lefty Sock replies 'Oh yea?' well I...

Captain Shepard: Fairbane don't you finish that senten-

Rodge: ...rogered your wife, Mrs. Mittens.

Captain Shepard: Crimony.



Cliff: You, know you look a little different.



Cliff: It's probably the trunk, like an elephant, or a phallic symbol.

Captain Shepard: WHAT!?!?



Rodge: He doesn't have a trunk, although he is scarier than usual.



Rodge: Like something ripped his face up good. I may be having a bad trip.



Captain Shepard: AAAARRRRGHGHG!!! YOU BLOKES ARE NOT MAKING IT EASY!!!!

Oh they are in so much trouble now!

Outta sight man!!