Council of Gangrene break up part thee:The aftermath of No Face walking out.

Captain Bludd says angrily to Samuel, “How dare No Face just ups and leaves the Council of Gangrene just like that. I should have shot him in the back as he was walking away. He will regret leaving us! I’m going to video call our friend Panther Claw to deal with our x-colleague. Panther Claw was recruited to our Council by the late Robotic Firing Fist. Robotic Firing Fist messed up on a plan so Professor Gangrene got Panther Claw and Robotic Firing Fist to fight to the death. He wanted to see what Panther Claw’s killing action was like. Panther Claw’s claw quickly struck Robotic Firing Fist in the face. Robotic Firing Fist bled to death very quickly due to the extent of his injuries.”



“Panther Claw, this is Captain Bludd the leader of the Council of Gangrene. I’m wanting to hire you for your specific skill of clawing your victim to death. I am hiring with the specific task of getting rid of No Face as you only know how. You will be paid once you have successfully killed No Face.”



“Captain Bludd, I will carry out this job for you. Once I have completed this mission I shall bring No Face’s clawed and bloodied head. When you have handed over my fee I shall release No Face’s head.”


A short while afterwards

A henchman and his dog came into the room and said, “Captain Bludd and Samuel, we have tried to track down Ivan and his robots but as yet we have had no success in finding them. Remember, they had a head start on us so they could be anywhere by now.” “Thank you very much for relaying this information to us. Please let another dog patrol know that you are back and take a long break.”

Than you very much londonroadhog for adding my picture of Black Panther onto the laptop screen.

Well... Bludd and Samuel are a much more reasonable and understanding management team than was Professor Gangrene. Gangrene would have had the dog handler killed on the spot and fed his corpse to the dog. And then he would have killed the dog.

We shall see if Panther Claw can track down No Face. After all, No Face is a master of disguise and very difficult to find if he does not want to be found. Plus, as a professional assassin, once he realizes he is being tracked, the tracker will become the quarry! This could get very interesting!

SCU_HQ wrote:

Well... Bludd and Samuel are a much more reasonable and understanding management team than was Professor Gangrene. Gangrene would have had the dog handler killed on the spot and fed his corpse to the dog. And then he would have killed the dog.

We shall see if Panther Claw can track down No Face. After all, No Face is a master of disguise and very difficult to find if he does not want to be found. Plus, as a professional assassin, once he realizes he is being tracked, the tracker will become the quarry! This could get very interesting!

Thanks for your thoughts Dave.

And here, Kamiko shows her dark side...just a bit. Poor Captain Bludd and Samuel.  They're probably not used to being talked to that way.  

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Great stuff!

Very interesting development!

And man, Kamiko has some cojones!

Daryl

Kimono Troop Command wrote:

 

TNshooter wrote:

Very interesting development!

And man, Kamiko has some cojones!

Daryl

Even if in her world a paper bag has a "whole" in it!  
And don't discount those Carmelite nuns!
I once managed to get a whole convent of 'em actually praying for me!
TRUE STORY!
(Didn't do any good of course, ......FAR too far gone for that!  )

Great story Alex!

Thanks guys for all your comments and thoughts. Very much appreciated.

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LeStryge wrote:

And don't discount those Carmelite nuns!
I once managed to get a whole convent of 'em actually praying for me!
TRUE STORY!
(Didn't do any good of course, ......FAR too far gone for that!  )

You can't just leave a comment like that hanging! We need a Dubious Tales of Dubious Distinction topic!

And yes: "whole vs hole" and "silicone vs silicon" - I think that little tiff must now be declared a draw.

SCU_HQ wrote:

LeStryge wrote:

And don't discount those Carmelite nuns!
I once managed to get a whole convent of 'em actually praying for me!
TRUE STORY!
(Didn't do any good of course, ......FAR too far gone for that!  )

You can't just leave a comment like that hanging! We need a Dubious Tales of Dubious Distinction topic!

And yes: "whole vs hole" and "silicone vs silicon" - I think that little tiff must now be declared a draw.

6 by Gary Menten, on Flickr

Don't worry, dear; the good doctor and friends will have something to say about your exquisite armament!

(Has Kami had a bust enhancement, or has she improved her posture? )

What? Not a word to say about her photo spread in Playtoy magazine? And by the way...the breasts are "factory originals." No enhancement necessary.

Kimono Troop Command wrote:

What?  Not a word to say about her photo spread in Playtoy magazine?  And by the way...the breasts are "factory originals." No enhancement necessary.

It's been tough to sneak in more than a glance or two. That pesky Cousin Monday always seems to be underfoot.

We all know she's just jealous of Kamiko...

SCU_HQ wrote:

You can't just leave a comment like that hanging! We need a Dubious Tales of Dubious Distinction topic!

Kimono Troop Command, ...apologies for picking up on that, (old habits die hard) however you would not be the first, and certainly will not the last to fall foul of that damned Spell Check feature.
I once thought some clever alliteration might liven up a post I was making on another site and typed "snide sniggers". Never proof-read before posting and the result after Spell Check had made its "correction" came out............. well let's just say it wasn't good!    

And Dave, if the site ever sets up such a topic as you mention, I have a couple more of those that would certainly qualify!

No apologies necessary. No spell check was involved other than the one in my brain which was apparently turned off.

once again rendered speechless...




except, Barry...what did you do???

gibri wrote:

once again rendered speechless...




except, Barry...what did you do???

Page three of this thread to get the joke...or to have been there....

https://actionmanmobileops.forumotion.co.uk/t11155p50-bad-guys-recruitment

Kimono Troop Command wrote:

gibri wrote:

once again rendered speechless...




except, Barry...what did you do???

Page three of this thread to get the joke...or to have been there....

https://actionmanmobileops.forumotion.co.uk/t11155p50-bad-guys-recruitment

What I was asking is what Barry did to get an entire Convent of Nuns praying for him???

on second thought, maybe I don't want to know...

Oops! My mistake.

Kimono Troop Command wrote:

Oops! My mistake.  

Sorry, and thanks, I think I did follow most of those zingers...