An exclusive interview with Professor Gangrene. To see how the mind of the a septic lunatic works. Reading this interview, some his answers may offend true Action Man believers so read on with caution.
Q: what are your likes?
A: I particularly like science! It was my favourite subject at School because I could invent some really deadly toxins. It has always been my main weapon in my attempt to take over the world! Oh yeah, I also like classical music because it relaxes me!
Q: What are your dislikes?
A: I hate Action Man. It’s bad enough that he’s always saves the day, but even worse, he had his own magazine to boast about. It’s just not fair…. I wanted my own magazine….. then people might love me as much as they love him.
Q: Why did you turn to crime?
A: I turned to crime because I wasn’t good at anything else, that and the fact I was to ugly to make any friends but I’m not bitter.
Q: What has been your greatest triumph?
A: My greatest moment came when I invented a plan to destroy the whole of Tokyo by unleashing a miniaturised cyber swarm into the streets. I also hired some specialists Ninjas to take care of Action man.
Q: What has been your biggest failure?
A:When Action Man defeated the Ninja and then ruined my plan by destroying my miniaturised cyber swarm ggggrrrr!!!
Q:What are your plans for the future?
A: Hopefully will fulfil my childhood dreams of taking over the world muwhahaha, but if that doesn’t happen soon then I’ll do more and more missions by myself. I have lots of ideas and am becoming more confident day by day. I believe that soon the world will be mine alone.
I found this exclusive interview with Professor Gangrene in one of my Action Man comics so I haven’t made this up myself.
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