“Let’s do a research on the hero of the people. Ah yes a man who goes by the name of Action Man and there are lots of articles about him. The mysterious man at the laptop starts reading articles on Action Man. Well he seems the perfect man to Kidnap and Ransom. I just need to find the address of this Action Man then I’ll go and pay him a visit.”
Action Man opens the door and a gun is fired on him.
Action Man wakes up groggy. He tries to move but he finds that he is sitting down and handcuffed to a chair.
“Ah I see that you are awake Action Man.”
Action Man replies “Who are you because you’re certainly not the ugly person I was expecting to be kidnapped by.”
“My apologies, my name is Doctor Evil and you are my hostage. I will demand a ransom for your release and if they don’t pay up I will kill you mwahahaha! I want you to record a message for me now”
Recorded message “I am Action Man and I have been kidnapped by Doctor Evil. For my release he is demanding the sum of one million pounds within a week. If he doesn’t get his money he’ll keep me here as his prisoner and then kill me. I will be doing another video telling you where to do the exchange of me for the money before the end of this week.”
Action Man says to Doctor Evil “Off course what I really wanted to say was, I have been kidnapped by a typical, silly, stupidly dressed, over the top, really ugly villain here.”
“SHUT UP” angrily says Doctor Evil, who is annoyed by Action Man’s comments and that he doesn’t seem to be frightened.
To be continued
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I’m Dedicated to serving Professor Gangrene as One of His Loyal Minions.