Party Political Broadcast for the Gangrene Party.

“With the general election announcement I’m inviting you to vote for me, Gangrene, on 4th July.
My policies are:-
Every home and workplace is required to have one of my robots (to keep an eye on people).
I say bring back global warming, it’s been quite cold here this month.
I want Britain to be the leader in toxic waste dumping, on land, in the sea and in other nations back yards.
I say we should bring back London Smog, thicker and more widespread over the entire country. If we can get it to have a yellow green tint that would be even better.
There should be more experiments into creating deadly diseases.

Instead of conscription, anyone aged 18-25 will have to join me as one of my henchmen for a year.

As a villain I should fit in well in Westminster.”

Brilliant

That`s very well thought out and amusing Alex , well done .

P.S I sent you two P.Ms .

Rogue-Trooper wrote:

Brilliant

Pleased that you thought it was brilliant Chris.

Chip wrote:

That`s very well thought out and amusing Alex , well done .

P.S I sent you two P.Ms .

Thanks Chip. The Gangrene logo and green background that Professor Gangrene is standing in front of was computer generated done by Ivan. The text was thought up by myself and dad . I’m very pleased that you thought it was very well thought out and amusing.

1. Britain has already grown accustomed to being a surveillance state, so they will likely embrace the idea of having a robot in every home. A robot will make a convenient coat rack. If they can be trained to do the hoovering you'll win the election in a landslide.

2. Fully agree about the global warming; turn the UK in to a tropical paradise. Britain: The New Bermuda!

3. The eerie glow from the toxic waste dumps will reduce the need for outdoor lighting at night, thus saving energy. Good plan. And the really nasty stinky stuff can be dumped in other countries. Like France. Where they already eat stuff that smells like toxic waste.

4. The smog cover will block the heat of the sun during the day, helping to make air conditioning unnecessary; and it will hold in warmth at night, reducing the need for heating. Sounds like an environmentally progressive idea.

5. Yes, the UK needs to reclaim the Deadly Disease expertise from China.

A very well-considered platform that should appeal to conservatives and liberals alike! Plus... anything's better than what you have currently. It's better than what we have here in the States. If Gangers doesn't make it in to Parliament, perhaps he can move to the States and run for a seat in the Congress.

You so funny Dave .