The best looking vam/mam/joe or modern joe comp.

The best looking vam/mam/joe or modern joe comp.

The rules that follows are

1 you are only aloud to enter one

2 head portraits are only needed

3 you’ve got a whole month to enter

I’m going to enter this Mam.

You forgot to list rule No4..

Reddragon is disqualified from entering because he cheated last time!!

I'll save us all some time and post a picture of the winner already.



Contestants for the runners up positions can apply below!

 Why can I hear Carly Simon's dulcet tones singing the theme from 'The spy who loved me' in my head?

'Nobody does it better....make me feel bad for the rest...'


.....and any resemblance anyone thinks Joe might have to the subject of another Simon hit 'You're so vain' is purely coincidental!!

Infamy. The camera never lies

If you remember, you're guy was only in the running because Joe improved his looks....

Members who are entering please respect each others entires and no comment judging on any of the entires thank you .

Well said Alex!!

....I hope you're listening Richard!!

All I can say is, move aside folks, the handsome womanizer is throwing his hat into the ring! 1000 Barbies can't be wrong! Lord Conan J. Roxton!

@ this thread!

Handsome, courageous, and when he flashes those baby blues the woman go insane!
So you obvious winner is:

somekindajoe wrote:

You forgot to list rule No4..

Reddragon is disqualified from entering because he cheated last time!!

I'll save us all some time and post a picture of the winner already.



Contestants for the runners up positions can apply below!

 Why can I hear Carly Simon's dulcet tones singing the theme from 'The spy who loved me' in my head?

'Nobody does it better....make me feel bad for the rest...'


.....and any resemblance anyone thinks Joe might have to the subject of another Simon hit 'You're so vain' is purely coincidental!!

Great cover....eiffel tower impersonation

Dal did that cover Bill!

Blondeactionman wrote:

All I can say is, move aside folks, the handsome womanizer is throwing his hat into the ring! 1000 Barbies can't be wrong! Lord Conan J. Roxton!

 Please! 1000 Barbies? Those airheads consider Ken a suitable date!

Hank may be known as the womanizer of the team but Joe is no slouch with the lay-dees either!!

Joe's a true Brit but is also part Russian. No mystery which part!



He no doubt takes after his esteemed ancestor Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar who exploits in love and war are iimmortalized in a famous poem, where one extract reads...

A travelling brothel came down from the North
That was privately run for the Tsar
Who often would brag that none could out-shag
Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar.



Nobody does it better, Makes me feel sad for the rest, Nobody does it half as good as you..Baby, you're the best!

Oh my gosh! I am already laughing so hard! And I suspect this "competition" is barely getting started! We're in for some kinda ride!

SCU_HQ wrote:

Oh my gosh! I am already laughing so hard! And I suspect this "competition" is barely getting started! We're in for some kinda ride!

Just remember, vote Professor Quincy Klugman... ...yea, I know, shameless promoting but I'm good with it...

funny thread!

Now it may sound cliché, but it worked every time for the dashing Flynn Fairbanks, back in the days before the rest of these pretty-boys had even been vacu-formed!

He looks quite the charmer!

Captain Ivan Squidopolis
Code name: Squiddy
Hero to the Cephalapods on Titan
Owner of Squiddy's Tavern and Cardhouse ( Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.)
Galactic Patriot!

he he great thread!

My god this comp only started yesterday and look at all the different entry’s that have came in already.

its fantastic! now lets see some more

Glory hound that he is, perhaps from his Hank side, Cliff 2.0 throws his hat into the ring.

another great entry!

You guys are all lucky I didn't enter this heartbreaker!...