Willie B. Back at SCU HQ

Willie heads west... and in to winter:

Well it's nice to know that at least he made it to Utah without falling victim to some highway serial killer!

Yay! Willie B's adventure continues!

Yep! You can almost depend on one of those Phicens turning up, .... AND invariably inappropriately dressed for what ever the situation!

Still it's all very Seasonal. Why I can almost hear "Jingle Bells" because as that song says, there's the "one-whore's-open-sleigh", ...yes ???

Willie made it!!!

Great to see him in Utah!!!

...but...

it's a mirage...he's gone snow blind!!!

A blue horse with a pink sleigh...careful Willie, you may end up tied to a chair in a dungeon. Well, at least you'd be warm...or would you?

On the off chance it isn't a mirage and that busty babe is real, I'd say things are looking up for your trip. Gotta be better than a swamp. Looks like you're in for a warm reception, and you definitely don't have to worry about mosquitos in the snow...

Of course, Barry, the Phicen's do fine with all that extra insulation they're packin'

Great pics, Dave!!!

Brian, I'm depending on your memory of awarding me 40 AMMO points a while back to exonerate any repercussions for my quip about the sleigh!

Could it be snow blindness??, or is Willie B missing BAM HQ's ladies that hass brought on such an image?? I am pretty sure though I have seen that cowgirl before?? I think Willie B will soon be relaxing with a warm hot chocolate and listening to tales of adventure from Mr Bob Hope I think he is gonna be alright!
Great pics Dave!

Hhmmm. . .Willie is alone in the snow and an attractive woman arrives on a horse drawn sleigh. Ia he in Utah or Narnia?

Don't accept any Turkish delight from her Willie as she's probably up to no good!

LeStryge wrote:

Brian, I'm depending on your memory of awarding me 40 AMMO points a while back to exonerate any repercussions for my quip about the sleigh!

Er, Ho Ho Ho....

...or is that just Ho?

Merry Christmas, Barry!!!

somekindajoe wrote:

Hhmmm. . .Willie is alone in the snow and an attractive woman arrives on a horse drawn sleigh. Ia he in Utah or Narnia?

Don't accept any Turkish delight from her Willie as she's probably up to no good!

Willie's training and experiences have probably caused him to expect the worst...

gibri wrote:

Willie's training and experiences have probably caused him to expect the worst...

I hope that's not in any way a negative comment on his time with Joe and Hank!

You gotta be cruel to be kind!

somekindajoe wrote:

gibri wrote:

Willie's training and experiences have probably caused him to expect the worst...

I hope that's not in any way a negative comment on his time with Joe and Hank!

You gotta be cruel to be kind!

Willie B was trained by S.J, so he is pretty tough, S.J is am sure Joe and Hank were testing his abilities

somekindajoe wrote:

gibri wrote:

Willie's training and experiences have probably caused him to expect the worst...

I hope that's not in any way a negative comment on his time with Joe and Hank!

You gotta be cruel to be kind!

No, no, not at all. I was just meaning in a general way knowing how things go.

but...when you think about it, trained by Smiley Joe, serving under Jake with Joe and Hank 2.0, all those BAM Agents sashaying around... Mr. Redbox on the prowl...nightly mayhem at the Arms...vacation with Joe and Hank 1.0...

and I thought the Navy Seals had it rough...This guy's gotta be ready for anything.

somekindajoe wrote:

Hhmmm. . .Willie is alone in the snow and an attractive woman arrives on a horse drawn sleigh. Is he in Utah or Narnia?

Let's just say "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore?"
The horse has already gone blue but it would appear that silicon has a very low freezing point?

gibri wrote:

Of course, Barry, the Phicen's do fine with all that extra insulation they're packin'

And it saves the need for fitting any airbags to their vehicles too I guess!

 "One whore's open sleigh!" "Ho ho ho!"  
I shoulda known that introducing one of the gals from Silicon(e) Valley would spice things up, generate a bit more interest, and in general elevate the level of the conversation!


Continuing on....

I was waiting for the imminent nip-slip there!
Do they make 1/6 scale "Hollywood Tape"?
I venture it's going to be fairly intimate when Willie tries to share that tiny sleigh.

I think Willie B should go with her, he doesn't need to stay out there in the cold, after all his plastic is getting on a bit!
What he needs now is some warmth, a hot drink and some good company, so traveling with the cowgil is a great start! I have also heard there is wonderful little tiki bar close by, so I think Willie B's luck may be changing for the better!

Great work Dave

Blondeactionman wrote:

I think Willie B should go with her, he doesn't need to stay out there in the cold, after all his plastic is getting on a bit!
What he needs now is some warmth, a hot drink and some good company, so traveling with the cowgil is a great start! I have also heard there is wonderful little tiki bar close by, so I think Willie B's luck may be changing for the better!

Great work Dave

I agree with everything you’v just typed their Dal.

LeStryge wrote:

I was waiting for the imminent nip-slip there!

She is a total professional. Nothing slips... or at least, nothing unintentional!



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I’m just loving the last picture.

Well done!

...and all that dialogue without a trace of double entendre !

Looks like Willie is in for the ride of his life!