Hi folks
I was on my back from a meeting when I decided to check out a new Barnardo' shop that had opened on the outskirts of Northwich.
I make it a habit to call in regularly to another Barnado's - although the sight of a 56 year old man rummaging in the bargin toy bin does raise a few eyebrows
I just use this little fella as an excuse!
Anyway this was the result.
Captain Morgan , Sgt Gaunt of the VAM training team, Island Assault Ackie and Mortar Raid Commander ( Clivvers) take stock of the package.
CM- Well Sgt this does look interesting .. I'm thinking mainly MAM?
SG- Well yes Sir .. but didn't Gunner only yesterday say - no more figures - its kit and weapons until all the current recruits re back in active service ??
IAA: Oct , ye know Gunner can't resist a stranded Action man - VAM or MAM !
MRC: Well he has welcomed me and found me 4 other Mortar Raid troops - I spent 10 years alone in the back of a cupboard !!
CM: yes I know but £50 ??
SG : could be some willing troops in here though sir ?
IAA: Aye and its near Xmas too ?
SG & MRC take a closer look-
MRC :There are definatley some guys in here Sgt.
SG: come on then lets get them out and see what we have - its deffo not a VAM bundle though!
CM: Ok IAA - you know what to do - any Knock off take 'em to one side and deal with them.
IAA: Ye can rely on me Sir !
The guys take position-
SG : stay alert men - it could be a Dragonian trick !
The first of the survivors burst out
Survivor one : Don't shoot we are friends !!
IAA : No false moves until you are all accounted for !
CM: Well Sarn't I told you looks like more MAM
SG: I'm quite impressed with them on the whole sir - the Dreadnought and Blues & Roylas rebuild programme Gunner has been studying should bring them all up to scratch.
CM takes stock if the troops -9 in all
Three with limited articulation and one with dodgy paratrooper knee.
MR Clivvers; So whats the problem mate?
Para: well mainly I've had one hard landing too many - I've had at least thirty three bedroom drops to my name - sadly straight onto the Patio
MRC Clivvers - ouch ! - don't worry Gunner will fix you up or give you a head swap to a Chad Valley body !
IAA and SG check out some of the kit
IAA: Well I fancy a go on this beauty !
SG: probably end up as part of Zabaletta scouts - it could be the first MAM addition
IAA: I fancy a go with those guys - there are some MAM Cammo Attack recruits - we could form a section
SG: Speak to Captain Kobina I'm sure he would approve .
So the rest of the stuff includes a dune buggy? or is it a go kart ( tactical orange !!- doh !)
a couple of useful cammo cargo pants but the rest all looks little bit like stuff for the spares spare box !!
If any one spots anything they are after - just shout !
CM takes aside the guys with limited articulation.
CM: Ok men you'll report to the hybrid unit - your issue is arm articulation- unfortunatley Hasbro had a strange policy of mind articulation- its new Chad Valley arms for you guys
Racing Driver: Will it hurt sir ?
CM : No you won't feel a thing !!
MRClivvers - Don't worry mate you will survive as a head transplant at they very least and probably a section commander with that head sculpt!
Para & Island Assault Ackie make their way back to the Munrovian 2nd Bn Depot
IAA: No more Civvy drops for you my friend - its going to be Combat drops for you all the way once those knees are sorted or you get a full body transplant,
Para: At last !! no more buggering about chasing Dr X and his buckets of toxic waste ...
IAA: Don't count your chickens too soon - the Dragonians are a fearsome foe ... Did I tell you about my narrow escape ?..